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[studmuffin]

Scott made me research it when he and Alice started getting it on. [ Eyebrow wriggle. ]

So you don't?

[lupusalpha]

What are you even asking?

[There is a very slight growl, here.]

[studmuffin]

[ Holding his hands up. ]

Fine, keep your werewolf secrets. You're acting like I just asked if you buried bones in the backyard. We don't even have a backyard. Unless you count the forest. I don't.

[lupusalpha]

Are you asking me if I would sleep with-

[OH MY GOD. NO. STILES, NO.]

How fast do you run?

[studmuffin]

I'm not asking you if you'd sleep with anyone, oh my god. [ How are you having a different conversation? ]

I am just curious. About you. Uh. About. No, shut up, let's not talk about this anymore. This is Isaac's fault.

[ Huff. ] It depends on if I am running for my life or not.

[lupusalpha]

Isaac and I will be having a chat.

[And then he just nods his head]

I'll give you a three minute head start.

[studmuffin]

[ Wait.

No. ]

Are you kidding me?

[lupusalpha]

Two and a half minutes.

[He won't even run, he'll just scare the shit out of Stiles]

[studmuffin]

[ Whine. ]

No.

[lupusalpha]

Run.

[Oh, that's a growl.]

[studmuffin]

[ asdfghjkl;lkjhg. ]

Fuck you.

[ But that's it, he's fleeing. ]