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[studmuffin]

[ Under the tree (along with Isaac's gift) there's a couple of badly wrapped presents for Derek. The first is - unfortunately - shaped like a bone, the second and third are a book on parenting and a Taylor Swift album.

Because fuck yeah. ]

[lupusalpha]

[Derek is staring at the gifts. Still wrapped.]

[studmuffin]

[ Coming across him - damn, he`d thought Derek would have opened then by now and he could have avoided the inevitable retribution. ] You`'re supposed to open them, bro.

[lupusalpha]

I didn't get you anything.

[studmuffin]

You're probably gonna be real glad of that when you open them.

[lupusalpha]

[He eyes Stiles and tosses the bone]

I don't need to unwrap that one.

[studmuffin]

[ Hysterical laughter. ]

You can bury it later, big guy.

[lupusalpha]

[He just growls a little and reaches for the CD, and opens it]

What.

[studmuffin]

[ Grinning. ]

Everybody on the planet in possession of the amount of feelings you do should have this CD.

[lupusalpha]

You listen to Taylor Swift.

[studmuffin]

There are songs on that album that I swear had been written for you.

[lupusalpha]

[He just looks at Stiles for a long, long, long minute.]

I'm not listening to this.

[studmuffin]

You have to. I bought it for you.

[lupusalpha]

First off, I don't know if you noticed, but we don't have a CD player. We're lucky we have power.

[studmuffin]

Fine, you can listen to it in my jeep, okay?

[lupusalpha]

[He just eyes Stiles. What are you, even.]

[studmuffin]

There's still another one.

[lupusalpha]

[He opens it and just looks]

Do you want me to get you pregnant?

[studmuffin]

[ Wide eyed for a second. ]

No, no. The betas are your kids, right? See, it's funny.

[lupusalpha]

[Not....really.]

[studmuffin]

[ Pausing. ]

C'mon, it's hilarious. And it's Christmas.

[lupusalpha]

[Derek just shakes his head.]

Come on.

[studmuffin]

[ Grinning. ]

I got Isaac a book on perms.

[lupusalpha]

His hair is naturally curly.

[He heading out the door, leather coat on]

[studmuffin]

[ Huff. ]

Take Taylor Swift with you!