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[studmuffin]

Dude.

[ But okay, Stiles is good at this kind of thing, it's not like he really lets sinister crap go. ] She was all, two will leave and one will stay, one will something - uh -.

Someone will be born. Someone will die. Something about zombies. And um one will rule them all and in the darkness bind them?

[ Nope ]

[lupusalpha]

[Okay that last bit is obviously crap but he recognizes the first and-]

Boyd and Erica.

[He says it like he really doesn't want to.]

[studmuffin]

[ ... Fuck. ]

Great. [ Rubbing his hands over his face. ] So the future is a colossal mess?

[ Because the betas, man, the betas. ]

[lupusalpha]

Some of it. Your life isn't so bad.

[studmuffin]

Have I found some common sense and stayed the hell away from everyone? Because that would be good.

[lupusalpha]

Away from me.

[Well, for the last little while]

And the rest of the pack.

[studmuffin]

Awesome.

[ Thumbs up. And yet, still here. ] So uh - Isaac's from the same time as you, right?

[lupusalpha]

[A small nod]

[studmuffin]

[ Shoving his hands in his pockets. ]

Why the drill?

[lupusalpha]

Light fixtures.

[But]

So you're telling me someone else here knows what happens in our future.

[studmuffin]

I think she's psychic. She called you the teeth in the woods. I would've chosen eyebrows, but there you go.

[lupusalpha]

You have to go back to her and shut her up.

[He doesn't mean kill, by the way.]

[studmuffin]

I'm not going to kill her, oh my god. Some of us are nice, normal people without a homicidal bone in their body.

[ Flailing so hard he might topple off his perch. ]

[lupusalpha]

Did I say kill her?

[He rolls his eyes]

Shut her up, and do it yourself, or I'll send Isaac.

[studmuffin]

Bad dog.

[ Pointing a finger. ] God, do I have to be the human-werewolf liaison now?

[lupusalpha]

[He looks at that finger.]

Stop pointing or I'll break it.

And yes.

[studmuffin]

I will put you in a muzzle, don't think I won't.

[ Okay he's going to try and behave. ] Fine.

[lupusalpha]

Good.

[He's quiet for a minute]

Isaac might like spending time with you.

[NEITHER NEED DEREK'S PERMISSION, is what he's trying to say.]

[studmuffin]

You just want me to puppysit for free, dude, don't think I'm not on to you.

[ Isaac's okay though, they can bond over how terrible Derek is. ]

[lupusalpha]

He's more likely to keep you out of trouble.

[In Derek's opinion, anyway.]

[studmuffin]

I have been trouble free since I got here. [ A contemplative pause. ] Okay there was that time with the blizzard and also the time with the champagne water but both times Clint totally walked me home so it was all good.

[lupusalpha]

Don't make me regret letting my beta spend time with you.

[studmuffin]

Isaac can't get drunk, so he'll be fine. [ Kicking his feet out like a child. ]

But can he get hypothermia?

[lupusalpha]

Not really.

[studmuffin]

So he's going to be a-okay, I cannot damage him in any way.

Well, mentally but Scott's known me for like sixteen years and he's fine. Ish. Fine-ish. Shut up, I am only doing this because I don't want him to be the Robin to your Batman. All the Robins are fucked up.