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[studmuffin]

wolfsbane anyone???

[lupusalpha]

I don't think this is a good idea.

[studmuffin]

you just don't want to see how hot i am with a gun. you'd have to break your wait til 18 rule.

[ ... testing the waters. Mostly because Derek disappeared. Maybe they're not on the same page anymore. ]

[lupusalpha]

i'm pretty sure you want to get in bed with my sister.

1/2

[studmuffin]

wh

[studmuffin]

WHAT?

[lupusalpha]

not laura.

[studmuffin]

cora? i haven't even spoken to her dude.

[lupusalpha]

you will.

[studmuffin]

i dont want to sleep with your sister.

[lupusalpha]

if you say so.

[studmuffin]

where are you?

[lupusalpha]

outside, near that well

[studmuffin]

[ Appearing behind him. ]

So are we breaking up because future me does something strange?

[lupusalpha]

We're not breaking up.

[studmuffin]

I mean I'm kind of invested in you.

[ He doesn't know what to do about the future. ]

[lupusalpha]

We're not breaking up.

[studmuffin]

Oh.

[ Pause. ] Good.

[lupusalpha]

[He rolls his eyes. Seriously, Stiles.]

[studmuffin]

Well I don't know what happens in the future, do I? You could have gone back to barely tolerating me.

[ OR SLEEPING WITH CRAZY PEOPLE. ]

[lupusalpha]

[A pause....]

I slept with your English teacher.

[studmuffin]

[ Almost tripping over himself. ]

The apparently evil one? What the hell happens in Beacon Hills, oh my god? [ He's not disappointed. He's not. Fuck. ]

[lupusalpha]

I didn't know she was evil at the time, Stiles.

[Frustrated noise.]

[studmuffin]

[ He knows he can't be upset because it's not like either of them remember any of this when they get home.

But. ] Do you even know how to pick people who aren't crazy?

[lupusalpha]

[His face shuts down, and he gets that very familiar glare]