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[lupusalpha]

You know you can punch him.

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[outofthefreezer]

he seemed pretty frustrated? talked about sex a lot, i was worried.

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[lupusalpha]

Stiles is an idiot.

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[outofthefreezer]

sexually frustrated idiot*

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[lupusalpha]

No one's ever died from that.

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[outofthefreezer]

what if he like jacks off so much he tears it off and bleeds out???

[Isaac totally isn't helping]

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[lupusalpha]

Were you this disgustingly morbid when I bit you?

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[outofthefreezer]

probably not? i mean my life was kinda violent but a lot less violent than it is now. not ur fault or anything just kinda how it is.

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[lupusalpha]

I'll tell Stiles you ruined the image of his dick. That should make him happy.

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[outofthefreezer]

dude he told me he was sexy.. he's already ruined it. can you please just do something with him already? =/

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[lupusalpha]

Is he paying you for this?

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[outofthefreezer]

no. he's not a prostitute. i'm just a nice friend? i can even go out for the night.

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[lupusalpha]

Isaac let's agree that if you never speak of this, I'll never bring up the fact that you want to go belly-up for Scott.

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[outofthefreezer]

belly up for Scott? what?

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[outofthefreezer]

wait. you don't know? dating Scott already, kinda okay to talk about my boyfriend like that :). take that, hah!

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[lupusalpha]

All right, never talk about this again and I won't break the fingers in both your hands.

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[outofthefreezer]

... okay.