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[lupusalpha]

[Derek decides he can't find anything so he just takes up a chair]

You could stay in the woods.

[studmuffin]

[ He gives Derek his own what the hell? look. ]

Is that just your way of trying to make me kill myself?

[lupusalpha]

No.

[studmuffin]

Because I would not survive. At all.

[lupusalpha]

[Okay whatever Stiles]

Fine. Sleep in the bed. Or the floor. I don't care.

[studmuffin]

How would you even sleep in the woods?

[ You are crazy. ]

[lupusalpha]

[That is the stupidest question ever, and Derek's face says so. He's an alpha wolf. No one fucks with him.]

[studmuffin]

Do you just find a nice springy patch of moss to sleep on? Or like, do you build a den. Like with twigs and shit. No wait, that's birds.

[lupusalpha]

Shut up.

[studmuffin]

C'mon. Enquiring minds.

[lupusalpha]

Stiles.

[studmuffin]

[ Sitting on his hands. ]

I just don't get it.

[lupusalpha]

The woods? You don't get the woods.

[studmuffin]

How you think you can just survive out there.

[lupusalpha]

I'm not an idiot?

[Also, wolf]

[studmuffin]

[ Huffing. ]

You're still part human, right? So what do you do? Just find a nice tree to sleep under?

[lupusalpha]

[He just rolls his eyes]

Find your spot on the floor.

[studmuffin]

[ Sigh. Screw you, Derek. Stiles is just standing up and grabbing the old t-shirt and sweatpants hanging over the chair there. ] I'm going to get changed. I probably don't have anything to fit you but hey, knock yourself out.

[lupusalpha]

[When Stiles leaves the room Derek shucks off his coat and boots. He can sleep in his jeans and shirt, that doesn't bother him.]

[studmuffin]

[ He rolls his eyes at Derek upon return. He should have guess. Thoroughly imposing even when he sleeps.

But Stiles is dumping his clothes on the floor anyway. He can use them as a pillow. And he's eyeing up the light switch like he's not sure if he should just turn it off or leave it on. Derek confuses him. Always. ]

[lupusalpha]

I'll find a place tomorrow.

[Why does he get the feeling Stiles will be moving in, too?]

[studmuffin]

Oh hey, cool. Good idea. [ For once you are being a responsible adult, Derek. ]

[lupusalpha]

Get some sleep.

[studmuffin]

Fine. Fine. [ Laying down in that awkward kind of sprawl way he does. ] You better not snore.