You're not really going to grind Isaac's bones to make your bread for implying you're a wolf with different tastes, right? Not bone bread ... Wait, definitely bone bread.
[ He really doesn't understand Derek sometimes. ] We've never seen you with anyone! Of course there's going to be speculation. We haven't got anything better to do. It's not like you can get TMZ on here. Besides, if you're gonna - uh - mate? Then we totally need to know. It would blow up the whole dynamic. Nobody would think you were running a drug ring anymore.
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So could it happen? Like thought rabies.
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[ HA HA HA HA. ] Isaac told Scott and Scott got all weird in my face.
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Excuse me.
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HE DOESN'T GET IT EITHER DEREK. ] I blame Isaac.
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I'll kill them both.
[So calm.]
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[ Seriously. ]
Wow, that's super rational of you. I'm so glad to have you Derek, seriously. Super happy you're in total control of all situations.
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[Wow. Just. Wow.]
They're both insane. [CLEARLY.]
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[ WHAT. ]
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People can not have a thing for Ryan Gosling?
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That's what I get for not paying attention.
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[ DEREK, IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR. ]
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Also, there is nothing that Isaac can imply that would make it worth my time to cut his throat, especially if it has something to do with you.
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[ He really doesn't understand Derek sometimes. ] We've never seen you with anyone! Of course there's going to be speculation. We haven't got anything better to do. It's not like you can get TMZ on here. Besides, if you're gonna - uh - mate? Then we totally need to know. It would blow up the whole dynamic. Nobody would think you were running a drug ring anymore.
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So you don't?
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