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[lupusalpha]

There are fat werewolves.

[studmuffin]

That must be super awkward, right?

[lupusalpha]

It's not my problem.

[studmuffin]

Well, obviously not.

[ Because bro you are hot. ]

[lupusalpha]

You got running shoes?

[studmuffin]

I have sneakers, they count, right?

[ Huff. ] I don't think my lacrosse shoes would work.

[lupusalpha]

That'll do.

[studmuffin]

[ Trailing after him. ]

So I think when Scott was here he lost his mind. And infected Isaac. Could that happen?

[lupusalpha]

[Wait, he's looking over now]

What are you talking about?

[studmuffin]

They both had some crazy idea stuck in their head.

So could it happen? Like thought rabies.

[lupusalpha]

What ideas?

[studmuffin]

They thought we were involved in some serious romeo and juliet shit.

[ HA HA HA HA. ] Isaac told Scott and Scott got all weird in my face.

[lupusalpha]

[SILENCE]

Excuse me.

[studmuffin]

[ Shrugging.

HE DOESN'T GET IT EITHER DEREK. ] I blame Isaac.

[lupusalpha]

Isaac thinks we're in love.

[studmuffin]

Or having weird werewolf sex. Scott wasn't super clear.

[lupusalpha]

[Derek just goes silent for a minute]

I'll kill them both.

[So calm.]

[studmuffin]

Wow.

[ Seriously. ]

Wow, that's super rational of you. I'm so glad to have you Derek, seriously. Super happy you're in total control of all situations.

[lupusalpha]

You aren't allowed to say that. You're a minor.

[Wow. Just. Wow.]

They're both insane. [CLEARLY.]

[studmuffin]

There's no rule that says I can't talk about sex.

[ WHAT. ]

[lupusalpha]

Not sex with me.

[studmuffin]

Well, I'm pretty sure there's not a law saying I can't talk about it. It's like wanting to bang Ryan Gosling. Nobody's been arrested for that yet.

[lupusalpha]

You have a thing for Ryan Gosling?

[studmuffin]

[ Wide eyed. ]

People can not have a thing for Ryan Gosling?

[lupusalpha]

Most people, I would imagine.